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Dang it. Hey guys. I'm Veronica I'm Vanessa and this is 2023 bloopers. Enjoy! They told me about this day.

the day you would leave I put you in we need to poo. Jammies keep talking I Watched you make mistakes but I was always there for you. But now this is how you repay me. Don't laugh, hold on if you leave right now.

just know. Come on. Just no. You have broken BR in your mother.

Hold on. Oh I Love those jammies. What else should I say? Mom I Just just yeah. Are you done with what you're supposed to hang on to it? Are you done with it? Mom Mom No I'm not done with it.

Give me the mom I'm still drinking it Mom Mom, there's still cing here. Are you done? Stop mom Mom, let me see. Mom you're acting crazy Belinda Why Belinda I Don't know. Wow that is amazing.

Um Lindsay Okay let's Kenzie predicted the next president or Kinsey can tell what the who the next president is going to be. It's not who you think. Lindsay's credit score is 800 Lindsay's GPA is five Lindsay is against social media. she did a brain study about Lindsay is against social media.

She did a brain study with 30 other brains to scan how the effects of social media are on the brain. Okay Lindsay is dating Lindsay is dating a culinary chef president Lindsay Just got accepted to the Olympics Wow President Lindsay is going to the 20. Just say the next Lindsay is on American Idol your father and I did. It was the best decision ever.

Although he left five years ago, this is Jordan Remember Jordan from preschool he's Melissa McCarthy's okay Vanessa this is oh shoot Dylan John he looks insane. this is Susan McMillan's son Dylan McMillan he's from preschool. remember you guys went to preschool together I think she need totally messed it all up Susan McMillan Blind day tonight. Come on sweetie come on.

I don't think I should go Mom I don't have Vanessa this is at the least can do for me and Susan's relationship. My mom and her are friends. Hold on we got to you Must go on this date please! It'll be great. You won't regret it I think he is so perfect for you I brought you a costume Dylan Dylan be a gentleman and take her arm and arm and Dyan Dylan Fun already I Knew this would work out okay.

come along now children. bring her home by 11: but if it goes great maybe 12:30 Come on girl! I Love you bye you too I Love you I Love her. oh what have I done? Terrified. classic and I think it actually made it worse that she was imagining that it was lava.

Why would you be? Why? Why lava say cute splashing around in the water crying for help. Poor thing was petrified. but do you remember which uh, floaties they were. Tell him what floaties they were just say kind of floaties is you just look like you? You came out of the Fashion District with Fabrics I Don't know what I'm saying then what am I boring? No, you got to make it about.

Well if you want to embarrass this family, then go ahead. and sure. yeah, that's F Well If you just want to embarrass your family then then fine. leave.

Go on. go show the world how fashionable you are. Hi Dad hey I'm John It's good to meet you. Good to meet you.

Good grip, good grip. this is my boyfriend John Hey hello there young man. Nice to meet you So you're the one keeping her late at night honey why can't you? Well my plans are after I workout. Well I'm going to um clean my weapons after I work out.

Oh okay day. What's John short for? Yohan Sebastian you are always on that phone Dad is that the hell you're doing Ronnie Come on, get the stop. I'm sorry Here we go. It's not.

Yes, it was definitely the dog and why would it be me? Because I know it was you. You got me. You got me. May have deformed toes now but they're fine.

Ow that really hurt. Ow does this hurt? No. OU does this even hurt? Oh, don't do that. It doesn't hurt.

Yes, it does. No, you're fine. See, look, see, you're fine. Let's go.

Why? I said my line and then I said to keep going I couldn't think of anything I am doing a media hold on shoot yeah I really think it's going to be great for my mental health and just going to help me. she just in the backr back there n I'll start tomorrow. okay yeah sorry no I really have to go to theath no no you're going to take too long and watch videos on your phone. no hey you're soose I thought you would like it.

Were you even using the bathroom? Let's see. So it's uh the don't say so. just say Mario can we redo that I'm sorry I bro I bro he said ah your honor I I scared us sorry. Do you recognize this young lady over here? Yes it's a misani sh sorry I have a three I read the daily special and when oh wait you can read thank you Mario jees right and she said no I'm not hungry I think I just have a drink it yeah that's it.

Oh yeah, name a single time that you did that I oh sorry ow he slapped me. Sometimes it was dad's fault don't interrupt me and yes sometimes it was his fault. Hey I think you should you should I don't know All rise for The Honorable Vanessa wait I got I got you all rise for The Honorable Vanessa Okay Judge Judge I got you. Thank you here we here I got it here we go AKA a Vanessa judgin do it again I got I got it Order in the Court I forgot my line uh tell the truth Mario do not lie okay and Mr eron asked are you hungry sorry where am I one more time Yeah as soon she says Where am oh she oh Missani the doctor will be with you shortly.

Hold on. Okay so I ended up going to the gym today for the first time. oh that's cool. My ex liked the gym yes so today I went to the gym neat my ex went to the gym too sorry sorry hold on really long time.

that's good. my gym went to the gym too. she liked it a lot and was like obsess gy oh my ex went to the gym sorry my ex did P90X okay and got like a salad and oh that's all my exx ate salads. she wasn't even vegan.

I I I think think you should pay cuzz you're the woman right? yeah I think it's funny. Good to see you. Good to see you too. Are you okay? yeah? Are you staring at that girl over there? yeah I'm okay.

why are you staring at me minute? you was pretty eyes. I r about girls like you. What restaurant is this? Why are you doing that with your face? Take these back man I Mean woman. You had a very busy day for sure.

Really soft. Here's your bread. What's that? thank you bread. Yeah man.

my D just sucked. Not good I'm sorry sorry. Here's your bread. What's up bread W What's that R your wigs way off.

Sling off. oh my gosh, your andw oh awful. not even garlic bread. Take a pack.

Oh oh God What an idiot. Come on. bring us the garlic bread now. sorry sorry.

just s what's a henway about 15 lb. wait? no they don't about 5 lb. Do you know what else is such a good joke? What? your mom? hold on? Yeah, me too. yeah hey my ribs.

oh thanks. oh you got ribs I feel like they're not really cooked? I'm sorry. sorry. why are you acting like you're like a dinosaur I can't tear it off.

What are you doing? You're making noise over there. okay. okay. action got.

oh oh no. You sure? Okay right? can't even bite it. Too solid. Okay I'm sure you don't want some stop.

So freaking good. I'm sure you don't want I Can't go again but we got to get to this. She told me that you know she really likes you so let's just get into it. Why does this feel real? This is Aaron the guy I'm talking to he looks like Frankenstein that was a good call back.

Did I tell you that my cat is named Pablo I don't Who do you think you are like are you? who are you posing for like like a professional photo shoot Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow It's me and you meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow oh it's me and you I Just reenacted the scene right over there. Carol what are you doing I look like a your hat burn. no you do not. Yes I do you or or or a a gondola poer Okay okay, which one is it actually have forner? Okay, which one is it Audrey he or the Gonda vot forward neither I agree Chic Pickle ball or okay, what? what just happened? Why are you so focused on finding an outfit? Because if you lose while looking ugly then what's the point you got? If you lose, maybe you need a a pickle ball skirt.

Are you calling me ugly I can still move I can move great in these I can't keep it together? What do you mean like we had the same outfit on so you? I don't know why? I'm so okay. Go Carol What if What if we were matching for pickle ball like a team? stop? Okay, okay, okay. Carol go again. Ready Go! What if we wore matching outfits like a team? Let me take off my jeans.

Just don't laugh I'm insecure about my chicken legs. Don't Quy does not like me just like I don't like him Carol Help me. do you have anything? Let me look. let me look Vanessa me my.

Clos I want you. You're not allowed in here. Get in your closet. look.

Look at that. is that my. What is that? It's tan. It's tan.

It's tan. Vana It's tan. Look there's something. There's something else over there that's tan.

Tan my sweater. Get out of here. Carol Take this tan. It's tan down there.

That's not. I'm must to it you broke Myer I feel like I look like Christopher Robin Carol Carol no I can't walk in those. this is this was me. Ronnie no um these are some of my pickleball friends.

Zie no R can you send that to me later? I'm literally. why not? We can try one more time. Please please. So I can show my pickle ball friends.

Okay, that's the spirit. Don't touch me so Abracadabra no yeah okay, not like that like NE sry dang it. Okay and to dust the rest during the tournament we're in the middle of a poop. A poop I meant to say pickle ball a PO ball.

A PO ball pickle ball is not a game with Pickles It's like tennis I Don't know how to play as you guys know I'm a really comp aditive person I have 222 pairs of these exact same clothes in my closet. Tan is my color a lot of you guys may not know. but I Take Vanessas a lot of you guys may not know, this, but I'm a professional photographer. A lot of you guys may not know this, but I take all of Vanessa's Instagram pictures but she hasn't posted one.

The last time I took a selfie was her The last time I took a selfie with her was when she was a baby. I am Immortal yeah Vanessa is the most clumsiest person I know Ouch! that really hurt thank goodness my glasses are made of bulletproof glass. Ow ow that really hurt thank goodness my glass ouch that really hurt. thank goodness my glasses are that really hurt.

Paul Paul Paul sounds like you're saying Paul Paul oh is ball and Paul not the same sound anyway Paul ball I'm sorry I'm soft spoken then. who's going to referee? A lot of people don't know this about me, but I'm a sore loser. There's a fly on my glasses. there's a fly on my glasses.

When do I get to serve? Oh um ah I I don't know. Brush the cat open the trash. I'm I'm so proud to be James's friend, but like between us, he hasn't progressed much with his career. But maybe he should consider a career change.

Any scars here? Tiger is trying to lose weight. What a good kitty We? Yeah that's fine like that. but you can see your hand I know, ready and and go. What a good kitty! Quy, it's so bad you got me.

So I don't know what else. just say FL my P you don't know how to make soup. it's about time. nice and H you got to do it again.

We're trying to do it. Want What happened to you? What happened e Why did you swallow it? It's disgusting Vanessa You are not a chef. Get a different life Vanessa Vanessa You gave me a concussion now I have to stay in bed. No you can't be on my podcast.

So unfair. Vanessa What? I'm leaving and you know what? and that's not cool that you pretending to be sick when I'm actually sick. Oh my. God Hilarious! So am I So funny my stomach hurts.

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